Hamster Haiku | Barcelona Literaria
I snoozed ’bout 8 times Before I got out of bed On Monday morning Went to get breakfast…
Hamster Haiku | Fem-ciutat
Mi jefe cabrón No deja hacer huelga Sin avisarle Cree que decide Cómo, cuándo, y dónde Protestaremos Me…
Hamster Haiku | Bcn cooperativa
Me, Tiny Hamster Spinning in Infinite Wheel In a Clear Glass Cage Me, betrayed by Time I struggle…
Hamster Haiku | Futur? Fotut
Año dos mil cien La Barcelona futura La que nos viene Calor infernal Guiris todo el año Sangría…
Hamster Haiku | Autoenganys
Dame lo nuevo, Mundillo de artistas. Otra cosa, plis. Porque ya vemos Siempre los mismos cuatro Ganando becas….
Hamster Haiku | Pan
I solemnly swear To never eat at Granier Or so help me God Even if I’m broke And…
Hamster Haiku – Coworking
Coworking mania New opportunity to Pay your boss’s rent Because we’re all just Procrastinating together Happy freelancers This…
Haiku | Endesa
Oh, oh, Endesa Tu puta madre, cabrón Te odio mucho Si fueras alguien Hostia en la boca De…
Hamster Haiku | Bad Timing
a a Now, yet again Stupid ass politicians Doing stupid ass shit Closing the post office Right when…
Hamster Haiku | Analogue Culture
a a From phone app, to love A new collaboration A network apart Visionary wonders The hacker revolution…
Hamster Haiku | Public Transport
a a No T-10 again I jump over the turnstiles Titol Esgotat my ass Seven minute wait I…
Haiku Hamster: Rents
a a Hot sun out again With spring fever on the way Hay fever today End of the…
Haiku Hamster: Anarquism
Hamster Haiku On warm sunny days I show off my Black Flag tattoo With my new baby bjorn…
Hamster Haiku: Telepizza
Suelo sucio Caja de Telepizza Tiene sobras No tengo hambre Después de tanta pizza Pero tengo sed La…
Hamster Haiku {de cine}
Domingo de cine Sólo pago una entrada Veo 2 pelis • Con gafas 3-D Para Torrente 3-D Veo…
Hamster Haiku {ruido}
Sounds of the city A real western wet dream Music to my ears • Rush hour is happy…
Hamster Haiku Gastro {hh}
Cute middle-aged Folk strolling their new baby karts Yuppy Motherfuckers • They ruin my view on their way…
Hamster Haiku Monarchy {hh}
Do kings realize Democratic Monarchy Is oxymoron? • It’s totally normal In the 21st century To have a…
Hamster Haiku Roba Neta {hh}
Otra pesadilla: En toda Barcelona Desaparecen las bragas • ¡Ropa limpia ya! Gritan en las calles Caos monumental…
Hamster Haiku Xina-town {hh}
Such cool guys Selling me useless plastic At the Chinese bazar • They always know What I want…
Hamster Haiku Maria {hh}
Listen to the Hamster singing his haiku: For Hamsta far I Ganja always be sacred To praise hamsta…
Haiku Hamster #4
Putos bédan brékfas Cráter subterráneo Hueco de choza Cama de madera Almohada asquerosa Colchón de piedra Desayuno tibio…
Haiku Hamster #3
Summer festivals Trying to get in for free Very rarely works Smelly hippie dudes High-five total strangers On…
Haiku Hamster #2
Madre mia vieja Papas fritas con huevo Pa desayunar Para almorzar Arroz a la cubana Mucho colesterol Siempre…
Haiku Hamster #1
I’m looking for work It’s more work looking for work Than really working Another long month I think…