Horoscops: May ’20
20.1 - 18.2 Acuario You think you have really unique interests, since your YouTube homepage is a combination of interviews with dead musicians, Asian food recipes, progressive news feeds, and ASMR video ...
Horóscopos: Febrero ’20
20.1 - 18.2 Acuario Tus paquetes de Amazon nunca llegarán, ya que los está robando tu vecino de abajo. 19.2 - 20.3 Piscis ... 21.3 - 19.4 Aries 2020 ya está aquí, y esta década será mucho ...
Horóscopos: Marzo ’20
20.1 - 18.2 Acuario You will feel really good about yourself this month when you run into your high school crush and see that they are fat, smelly, and have five kids. 19.2 - 20.3 Piscis Happy bi ...
Horóscopos: Abril ’20
20.1 - 18.2 Acuario Todas las conspiraciones del mundo ni se acercan a las locuras que tienes en la cabeza para explicar todo esto. No se los cuentes a nadie, por favor. 19.2 - 20.3 Piscis Si te ...
Horòscops de novembre
¡Ojo! con estos horóscopos. Some are just out right mean. If you truly believe in the science of star signs, leave this page asap. As the time changes and the days get shorter, your laziness and appetite on ...
Horóscopos de octubre
¡Ojo! con estos horóscopos. Some are just right out mean. If you truely believe in the science of star signs, you better leave this page real quick. As one of those adventurous star signs that loves the outd ...
Horòscops de setembre
¡Ojo! con estos horóscopos. Some are just right out mean. If you truely believe in the science of star signs, you better leave this page real quick. La próxima vez que estés de after, te darás cuenta de que e ...
Horòscops de juny
¡Ojo! con estos horóscopos. Some are just right out mean. If you truely believe in the science of star signs, you better leave this page real quick. ¡Cabeza dura! No pierdas tiempo en discusiones absurdas: ...
Hamster Haiku | Vida Extra
Es ciencia cierta La vida de los ricos És molt més llarga No tienen asma Al no ir por la calle Con la puta plebe No hay resacas Al beber alcohol bueno Nada de John Cor No comen Big Macs Mejor el dulce elixir ...
Hamster Haiku | Barcelona Literaria
I snoozed 'bout 8 times Before I got out of bed On Monday morning Went to get breakfast At the old café downstairs Brought my book to read Beautiful sun out I strolled on down to the beach Stretched out in th ...
Hamster Haiku | Fem-ciutat
Mi jefe cabrón No deja hacer huelga Sin avisarle Cree que decide Cómo, cuándo, y dónde Protestaremos Me dice ayer: “¡Déjamelo todo hecho, si haces vaga!” Yo me pregunto: “¿Para qué sirve esto si debo avisar?” ...
Hamster Haiku | Bcn cooperativa
Me, Tiny Hamster Spinning in Infinite Wheel In a Clear Glass Cage Me, betrayed by Time I struggle to write Haikus In Teenager's Room Dark. Cold. I'm lonely The Bedroom Door cracks open Teenage Boy arrives I n ...
Hamster Haiku | Futur? Fotut
Año dos mil cien La Barcelona futura La que nos viene Calor infernal Guiris todo el año Sangría Don Simón Toda la ciudad Son pisos Airbnb Menos el tuyo El Corte Inglés No es el Corte Inglés Es Mercadona Alber ...
Hamster Haiku | Autoenganys
Dame lo nuevo, Mundillo de artistas. Otra cosa, plis. Porque ya vemos Siempre los mismos cuatro Ganando becas. Sala d’Art Jove, Can Felipa, Sant Andreu, La Capella, Miró. En ese orden Artistas emergentes Van ...
Hamster Haiku | Pan
I solemnly swear To never eat at Granier Or so help me God Even if I’m broke And it’s also cheap as shit It tastes like shit What the total fuck Three donuts for one euro That shit can’t be real And another t ...
Hamster Haiku – Coworking
Coworking mania New opportunity to Pay your boss’s rent Because we’re all just Procrastinating together Happy freelancers This coworking feels Like an AA meeting But with alcohol It’s not really work Playing ...
Haiku | Endesa
Oh, oh, Endesa Tu puta madre, cabrón Te odio mucho Si fueras alguien Hostia en la boca De mi parte Me haces daño Cuando tus precios suben Y mi sueldo no Winter ya llegó Mi piso sin calefa Endesa feliz Yo, llo ...
Hamster Haiku | Bad Timing
a a Now, yet again Stupid ass politicians Doing stupid ass shit Closing the post office Right when my Amazon box I supposed to arrive I go to the protest It’s never a bad moment To yell at some cops “Give us ...
Hamster Haiku | Analogue Culture
a a From phone app, to love A new collaboration A network apart Visionary wonders The hacker revolution Alt-right irony Making pop-art now Sincerity from data Powerpoint power Don’t pop, my good friend! No ap ...
Hamster Haiku | Public Transport
a a No T-10 again I jump over the turnstiles Titol Esgotat my ass Seven minute wait I can hear the train coming Patience is pleasure Dusty breezy wind It blows right into my face I long for its touch Phone ba ...
Haiku Hamster: Rents
a a Hot sun out again With spring fever on the way Hay fever today End of the month blues With all these expensive bills Can’t pay for good booze Trimester tax time No work in winter again More like relax tim ...
Haiku Hamster: Anarquism
Hamster Haiku On warm sunny days I show off my Black Flag tattoo With my new baby bjorn Anarchist cookbook Looking for muffin recipes Gluten-free please Anarchist squat rave Selling imported cold beer To pay ...
Hamster Haiku: Telepizza
Suelo sucio Caja de Telepizza Tiene sobras No tengo hambre Después de tanta pizza Pero tengo sed La caja de pizza Es una almohada Que suelo usar Con mi mano Un borde de la pizza Saco de la caja Sueño despiert ...
Hamster Haiku {de cine}
Domingo de cine Sólo pago una entrada Veo 2 pelis • Con gafas 3-D Para Torrente 3-D Veo el más allá • Después, Gravity Esa de Sandra Bullock Un remake de Speed • Una voz familiar La voz de Sandra Bullock Es M ...
Hamster Haiku {ruido}
Sounds of the city A real western wet dream Music to my ears • Rush hour is happy hour I can’t hear the noisy cars Biking with headphones • New noise music Always is newest trend I just don’t get it • Sound-a ...
Hamster Haiku Gastro {hh}
Cute middle-aged Folk strolling their new baby karts Yuppy Motherfuckers • They ruin my view on their way to pilates with nice vintage clothes • Tall mocha latte from one of the new cafés invading the block • ...
Hamster Haiku Monarchy {hh}
Do kings realize Democratic Monarchy Is oxymoron? • It’s totally normal In the 21st century To have a king • The Magna Carta Eight fucking centuries ago Was passed into law • So kings are normal Just like in ...
Hamster Haiku Roba Neta {hh}
Otra pesadilla: En toda Barcelona Desaparecen las bragas • ¡Ropa limpia ya! Gritan en las calles Caos monumental • A nadie le queda Ningún calzoncillo limpio Apocalipsis now • Hartos de la crisis Se forman ac ...
Hamster Haiku Xina-town {hh}
Such cool guys Selling me useless plastic At the Chinese bazar • They always know What I want and need Before I even do • Psychic Asian minds Point me in the right direction Inspired by Confucius • Plastic cr ...
Hamster Haiku Maria {hh}
Listen to the Hamster singing his haiku: [divider] [space height="20"] For Hamsta far I Ganja always be sacred To praise hamsta jah • Good sensimilla Me light up in me chalice Make hamsta eye red • Go to the ...
Haiku Hamster #4
Putos bédan brékfas Cráter subterráneo Hueco de choza Cama de madera Almohada asquerosa Colchón de piedra Desayuno tibio Almuerzo inexistente Cena congelada No es un hotel Ni un puto albergue Tampoco una casa ...
Haiku Hamster #3
Summer festivals Trying to get in for free Very rarely works Smelly hippie dudes High-five total strangers On MDMA Chonis and hipsters Make out on dirty dancefloors Against all odds Magical moments Barefoot d ...
Haiku Hamster #2
Madre mia vieja Papas fritas con huevo Pa desayunar Para almorzar Arroz a la cubana Mucho colesterol Siempre me compra Calzoncillos del chino Moda Parisina Juana, Pepita Conchita, Mari Carmen Nombres de madre ...
Haiku Hamster #1
I’m looking for work It’s more work looking for work Than really working Another long month I think of possible jobs Things that I could do A freelance writer Latero on La Rambla Telepizza guy Performance art ...