Hot sun out again
With spring fever on the way
Hay fever today

End of the month blues
With all these expensive bills
Can’t pay for good booze

Trimester tax time
No work in winter again
More like relax time

Wi-fi is too slow
In this posh co-working space
Where did my wallet go?

Because of the weed clubs
The rent is too damn high
Alas, so am I