19.2 – 20.3
Happy birthday! This time, try to drink your first whisky after 10 a.m.
21.5 – 20.6
After a long night drinking, you will pass out on the train and end up in Mollet. There, while eating a croissant and coffee to get rid of your hangover, you will meet the love of your life. You will have a bunch of kids and they will all grow up in Mollet. So think before you drink.
23.8 – 22.9
Finally, you-know-who will say you-know-what to you, and then you will do that thing together and something will happen.
22.11 – 21.12
Your parents will finally tell you the real story of your conception. It involves two bottles of wine, a nice hotel room, and a used condom found in the garbage.