19.2 – 20.3
21.5 – 20.6
Your parents used to tell you that in school dances, when they were young, they would have to dance holding a balloon between their bodies so they didn’t touch each other. Nowadays that sounds pretty damn sexy.
23.8 – 22.9
Times are weird. If you’ve always wanted to call in to those late-night TV tarot card readers, it’s now or never. It’s not like they will say anything crazy enough to surprise you anymore.
22.11 – 21.12
You will never be able to say “holy shit” ever again because, after everything we’ve been through, nothing that ever happens will be crazy enough to deserve another “holy shit”.