Index | This month @theoffice


Awesome new interns: 2
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Length of the convenio in months: 8
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Length of task list in A4 pages at Arial, 12pt, line height 1 (word count wouldn’t do it justice): 1.2
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Number of job titles proposed: 5 (Power Rangers, Junior Subscriptions Managers, local business liaisons, minions, corresponsales,
el Equipo C).
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Their ganas to our ganas: 1.000 : 1.000
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Remuneration in uni credits: 24 ( = 4 asignaturas)
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Remuneration in euros: 0
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3 for 1€ “butter” “croissants” bought at Granier: 0
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Amount, in shit tons, we learned about wheat and bread-making speaking to Albert Bruno: 3
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Times writers asked if it was ok to use swear words in their texts: 2
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Swear words Ryan managed to use in his short little haiku: 8
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Loaves of Bimbo “bread” we flattened for purely investigative purposes: 2 (so much fun!)
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Podcasts submitted: 1 (mola, mola, mola, mola)
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New WhatsApp groups this month: 5
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Mosquitos in and around the office: 12,323,347 (it’s hard to breathe and not swallow one)
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Mosquitos killed during closing week: 13
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Degrees of this uphill battle: 87
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Times we’ve accessed the dark web: 0
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Times we left the office after dark: 3 (buahh!)
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Number of staff who signed up for the gym: 2
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Times they went to the gym: 1
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Times they’ll def go to the gym next month: 6

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