INDEX: este mes @bcnmes

• Minutes of free parking we got out of the Barcelona Brain Health Institute’s underground parking thanks to a broken payment machine: 73
• Pure brain happiness: 100%
• Percentage by which this year’s mid- February electricity bill was lower compared to last year’s: 23%
• People working in a T-shirt: 1
• Mosquitos spotted in the office: 2 (And they are coming for you, “T-shirt”)
• M&M’s Joe and Angel ate in one afternoon: 120
• 8L water jugs we fished out of the trash bin next to the zebra crossing in front of our office to carry to the recycling bin that is literally 1 minute away: 3
• Seconds it takes Niki to turn a harmless office photo into a meme or sticker: 6
• Staff members who confessed to dreaming, sweetly, of living in a rent controlled apartment: 1
• People we know who actually live in a rent controlled apartment: 0
• Age in years of the oldest computer in the office: 8
• Staff with shiny new laptops: 2
• Remaining team members who subsequently suffered an acute attack of “touch bar jealousy”: 4
• Max word count of BCN Més feature articles: 1800
• Word count of Bernat Colomer’s (aka the editor’s) feature this month: 2600
• Days he sent it in late: 5
• Shit, in tons, he’ll be taking when the rest of the collaborators read this: 6